Author Archives: Lisa Sinclair

Daisy Donnie Reclaimed

Have just reclaimed this blog in the name of… well, something or other. I’ve been meaning to tidy it up and work out a way to organise the content so it’s a bit friendlier. Simple Wins is my new motto, … Continue reading

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The phantom paw 1 – Princess tiny

‘I’ve got to do what,’ asked The Prince incredulously.

‘Don’t ask questions of the seer,’ ordered the woman behind the mask. ‘What do you think this is, twenty bloody questions? You asked for what I see and that’s what you get.’

‘Apologies,’ said The Prince, chastened. ‘I didn’t–’

‘No, you never do, you lot,’ continued the seer, getting up a good head of steam. ‘It’s all this “help me, help me” guff and you wake me up in the middle of the night for it too.’

‘Well, it was an emergency–’

‘Says you,’ sneered the Seer. ‘Royalty is all ‘me, me, me’,’ she said, shaking her head. ‘And me with the chilblains.’

‘Is that like the clap?’ Continue reading

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Epilogue

In the background of an airport somewhere in the world, a nasally challenged announcement was being made: ‘Will a Mister Pilt Down, arrived on BSD flight 945 from Melbourne, Tullamarine please report immediately to security checkpoint Three-Five.’ At the checkpoint … Continue reading

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Elvis has left the building

Green hills rolled beneath as the helicopter flew a little lower, its destination near. Trees were dotted here and there on the grassy plain and small patches of colour emerged periodically. * * * A white jeweled belt was folded … Continue reading

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Pornography (part 4)

Elvis wrenched the shackles free of Daisy-Donnie and helped them down. ‘You look…’ he glanced down at Daisy-Donnie’s chest. ‘Different?’ Daisy-Donnie grinned at Elvis, but was distracted by the sphere of energy high in the air. ‘What are they doing … Continue reading

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Pornography (part 3)

Elvis and The Assassin ran along the gantry from which Donnie had fallen some hours earlier. A size eight ladies shoe lay there, a stain of blood on it. The skylights exploded with flashes of light and glass showered the … Continue reading

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Pornography (part 2)

Daisy and Donnie wandered carefully and quietly through the dark and silent village. ‘This is a bad idea,’ said the voice again. ‘Bad things happened here.’ They ignored the voice. Donnie turned to Daisy, and nodded in the direction of … Continue reading

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Pornography (part 1)

Elvis opened one eye. The sound of a lock being buzzed open gained his attention as quickly as a deep-fried mars-bar had back in the old days. He sat up and looked over at the door to the cell, which … Continue reading

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Porn Free (part 2)

He decided to risk it. Locked. Fuck! He clicked the gun at it which failed to do anything except pass the time. He kicked the lock, then hopped around on one foot for a few moments, cradling the foot in … Continue reading

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Porn Free (part 1)

The woman stood and walked across to a playpen inside which a small child was playing. ‘Mama has a couple of things to do,’ she said to the boy. He looked up at her, tilted his head, then looked down … Continue reading

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