Daisy Donnie: Random Access Memories » Book1:Footnotes

makeup he was wearing

Lisa Sinclair — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:00:19 +0000

This is Elvis! You didn’t think for a minute he’d have bloody dreadlocks do you?!

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hung on like so many things that shouldn’t

Lisa Sinclair — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:34:44 +0000

Such as current affairs hosts, heads of state and even reality television.

Bad karaoke

Lisa Sinclair — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:48:41 +0000

Not that there’s good karaoke of course

Mind twisting issues

Lisa Sinclair — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:48:06 +0000

The facts were simple: the body she jumped into shared her physical characteristics and name, but the shock of the jump scrambled her memory for as little as five minutes to as much as five hours. There were many potential reasons for the phenomena, and Daisy had thought at length about a fair few of them before finally giving up in resignation during her sixteenth jump, immediately after surviving a close-encounter with The Assassin, a pissed off and highly intelligent octopus and a suicidal sushi chef whose stellar career was cut short because of a single simple mistake. The mistake, of course, was that if you insist on hacking the tentacle off of a live carnivorous mollusc, you should make sure the remaining knives in your collection are well out of reach of those that remain.

MC

Lisa Sinclair — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:43:13 +0000

Master of Ceremonies. There is no word in the English language, regardless of which continent you live on that is spelled E-m-c-e-e that actually has a meaning other than ‘I’m too dim to work out or remember a contraction of two simple words.’ Seriously, it’s not that hard, people!