Category Archives: Elvis

Wine, Women and War

Posted on August 16, 2005 by Lisa Sinclair

She opened her eyes and winced from an eye-watering, skull-splitting headache. She felt instinctively between her legs and found something different.

Donnie looked down and saw an empty plate. On a table.

He looked up with a frown.

‘Would sir like to see the wine list,’ asked the waiter. Continue reading →

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Cake and Eat It…

Posted on January 6, 2005 by Lisa Sinclair

He woke with a killer headache and instinctively felt between his legs. He found what he’d needed in the last reality, which was a pity, really.

Daisy opened her eyes and saw stars.

‘What a pretty night,’ she said.

She sat up and looked around. There was a mucky looking river in front of her and a slight breeze in the air, flowing from the river and up the banks. There was something amiss, though. Something not quite right, something missing…

‘Where are you?’ yelled a familiar voice. There was real anger there. ‘You fucking bitch!’ Continue reading →

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Harem Scare ‘em

Posted on November 6, 2004 by Lisa Sinclair

He woke with a killer headache and instinctively felt between his legs. He found something familiar, but something was missing …

His eyes flew open and he quickly sat up, ignoring the painful drumming in his head.

He was totally naked and sitting on an opulent four-poster bed in an equally opulent room. But his surroundings were of secondary importance right now.

With a grim sense of irony, he glared at his mutilated crotch and ran his fingers through his hair. His thick, luxurious hair …

“Oh bugger”, he piped, in a soprano that brought tears to his eyes. Continue reading →

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