1-13:The Secret of the Lost Gavel: A New Pope
Posted: February 19th, 2007 | Author: Lisa Sinclair | Filed under: A New Pope, Colonel Panix, Daisy, Elvis, Freddy McWarickson, Marcus, Prime, The Cobbler, The Great Rambozo | Tags: Alternate reality, church of elvis, Cubist, Daisy, daisy penfolde, difficult parents, drugs and sex, Elvis Presley, horoscopes, Violent assault, wrestling | No Comments »Elvis snorted derision, which got him a pointed look from Freddy.
‘We’re clear,’ called-out the Floor Manager.
‘Right, you fuckin’ bastard,’ said Freddy furiously, stepping closer to The King. ‘Why now? Why’d you bring her here?’
Elvis met Freddy’s gaze and the air fairly crackled between them.
‘I smell a bloody rat you over-popular prick,’ said Freddy. ‘You want me to have you locked up too?’
‘You don’t have the nerve,’ said Elvis calmly. ‘There’d be riots and you know it.’
Freddy’s expression grew more intense again, knowing full-well that Elvis was right.
‘Gentlemen,’ said the assistant carefully, walking to one side of the men. ‘This solves nothing.’
‘He’s on my bloody show,’ Freddy hollered. ‘So he’ll bloody do what he’s told!’
‘Bite me,’ said Elvis, turning contemptuously away.
Freddy fumed at Elvis, then stormed back to his throne, impotent rage boiling within him.
* * *
Another day, another dark corridor, mused Daisy as she was led by the arm towards a metal door.
‘How are your bonds,’ asked Marcus, beneath the guard’s costume.
‘Tight,’ said Daisy, slightly irritated. Her wrists were beginning to itch.
‘You go first,’ said Marcus ‘I’ll loosen them as we go.’
‘Okay.’
‘Just remember,’ said Marcus. ‘Go bananas on my signal.’
‘Which is?’
Marcus considered.
‘I dunno,’ he said, glancing upwards with thought. ‘Bananas?’
‘How the hell are you going to work that into the conversation?’
They stopped by an armour-plated door. Above this was a small camera and a speaker.
‘What,’ barked a voice. The speaker fed back for a moment then stopped.
‘Got a prisoner,’ said Marcus.
‘Good for you,’ said the guard within the facility over the speaker.
The door buzzed and Marcus pushed it open.
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