Tag Archives: Elvis Presley

The Secret of the Lost Gavel: A New Pope

Posted on February 19, 2007 by Lisa Sinclair

Elvis snorted derision, which got him a pointed look from Freddy. ‘We’re clear,’ called-out the Floor Manager. ‘Right, you fuckin’ bastard,’ said Freddy furiously, stepping closer to The King. ‘Why now? Why’d you bring her here?’ Elvis met Freddy’s gaze … Continue reading →

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Harem Scare ‘em

Posted on November 6, 2004 by Lisa Sinclair

He woke with a killer headache and instinctively felt between his legs. He found something familiar, but something was missing …

His eyes flew open and he quickly sat up, ignoring the painful drumming in his head.

He was totally naked and sitting on an opulent four-poster bed in an equally opulent room. But his surroundings were of secondary importance right now.

With a grim sense of irony, he glared at his mutilated crotch and ran his fingers through his hair. His thick, luxurious hair …

“Oh bugger”, he piped, in a soprano that brought tears to his eyes. Continue reading →

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