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The phantom paw 1 – Princess tiny

‘I’ve got to do what,’ asked The Prince incredulously.

‘Don’t ask questions of the seer,’ ordered the woman behind the mask. ‘What do you think this is, twenty bloody questions? You asked for what I see and that’s what you get.’

‘Apologies,’ said The Prince, chastened. ‘I didn’t–’

‘No, you never do, you lot,’ continued the seer, getting up a good head of steam. ‘It’s all this “help me, help me” guff and you wake me up in the middle of the night for it too.’

‘Well, it was an emergency–’

‘Says you,’ sneered the Seer. ‘Royalty is all ‘me, me, me’,’ she said, shaking her head. ‘And me with the chilblains.’

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The Return of the Lost Gavel

He groaned feeling like his head was the victim of a friendly-fire incident and instinctively felt between his legs. ‘Ewww,’ he exclaimed with Daisy’s voice which had a tone in the lower-levels of revulsion and shook the liquid from her … Continue reading

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