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She woke with a killer headache and instinctively felt between her legs.

Daisy stiffened slightly as she realised there was someone sitting on her lap.

‘An I wanna x-box, anna zap gun anna–’

‘Who’s Anna?’ she asked with Donnie’s voice. Well, that sorted the gender thing out. ‘And who are you?’

‘I tol’ you. Jason is my name. Except it’s spelled with a K instead of a J and a Y instead of an O. And it’s got a U and an M instead of an N. An I want a whole bucket of chocolate an–’

Donnie zoned out momentarily, trying to work out how the child’s name was spelled and how to actually pronounce it. The child continued to talk, going off like a junkie on speed.

‘You listening Santa?!’ screamed Kasyum (pronounced Jason). Continue reading →